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LagMaster

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Epic "Quotes"
« on: June 26, 2013, 01:13 »
post here the forum's and IRC's most funny, interesting, faily, insulting(but legal) posts

note: please add the autor and please do not post your quotes
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What? Facebook is down or just 2238?

C'mon.
Wichura after closing the IRL pics topic
« Last Edit: February 13, 2015, 12:05 by LagMaster »
Remember skycast and Rascal, abusing power never ends well.

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2013, 01:24 »
We should implement pink ball-gag from Fallout2 (if I'm not mistaking) it's sexy and falloutish !  :D
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Ball_Gag

O!! And make it possible to dress on enemy in -hp. After that enemy belongs to you :D
I don't think we need some gay-shit so it is possible to dress only on  opposite sex char!

After that you have some collar in you inventory and by using this you can teleport -hp_enemy to your base ))
Collared char always have 0hp and cam get freedom only if you will want that !

Ball-gag will cost about 500000 cups ! :D

If you have 6+charisma and 300%science 300%repair you can craft lash from cattle-pouds. When you attack someone by lash you have 25% chance to make instant.

And kurwa! Listen me! We need some nude skins for characters that would be awesome !

Who will disagree with me - don't have heart !     *__*

Before someone will dare to ask, Nothing from this quote was implemented.

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2013, 22:37 »
Yes Cattle Pund are very important ;D

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 16:29 »
Ball-gag will cost about 500000 cups ! :D

2 Girls 500000 Cups   :D

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2013, 17:46 »
Ball-gag will cost about 500000 cups ! :D

2 Girls 500000 Cups   :D

That sounds.... Awesomely disgusting

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2013, 12:02 »
Wait.. what was the question? Sorry, I'm american so it's hard for me to understand English.
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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2013, 13:54 »
HAhaha Very nice :D

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2013, 20:43 »
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[20:39:13] <vedaras> if you let me
[20:39:16] <vedaras> fuck yer sister
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[20:41:28] <vedaras> i never said anything
[20:41:30] <vedaras> about fuckin!

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2013, 00:31 »
I don't get it....
Here we go again...

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2013, 00:22 »
It was from IRC. It was some creepy guy that wanted my info ;.;

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2013, 04:16 »
Ahh hehe ok. Hey scarlett, you hear nomad, pitch and vorny are coming over to this server, right?
Here we go again...

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2013, 12:35 »
Oooh! We're doing one of these?

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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2013, 12:55 »
Did I miss a "Shut up and take my money"?

Yah, I keep throwing my money at the screen, but nothing is happening.
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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2013, 23:41 »
Topic made sticky.

From 2238 source.
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Re: Epic Quotes
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2013, 06:16 »
 [14:12] <Black_Rainbow> That's like saying DoW still controls all of tla MK2...


wait.. what? :D