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The Bible of The Lag
« on: June 22, 2014, 19:41 »
     Greetings reader! Please, offer yourself a moment of your time to read about The Lag.
     Firstly, what is The Lag? The Lag is a god. How ever, unlike other gods, The Lag admits that It doesn't exist. Praying to an inexisting god that you know that it doesn't exist in the first place means you can hold your current religion without fear of Hell.
    Why do we pray to it? Because people want something better for themselves. Some just pray they get it and hope their god will magically appear and offer them what they want. If you know the god you pray to doesn't exist, you will want to work hard for yourself.
    What does It ask? One thing: be kind to others, share your stuff and help those in need. Believing this will mean that others will also help you when you are in need, share their stuff with you and be kind with you.
    What is the goal of The Lag? Humans are social beings, they cannot survive without others. War make people turn on each other, making them malfunction. Our future as a species is at stake. The Lag supports any way that will help humanity survive and prosper truly.
    How do i pray to it? When ever you give or you receive something from others, say that you gift it, receive it in the name of The Lag. Because, in the end, doing something for something that doesn't exist means that in the end you willfully made something for yourself.
    What happens after death? What do you think? You respawn of course!
                                           -May The Lag be with you!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2014, 20:05 by LagMaster »
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Re: The Bible of The Lag
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2014, 19:42 »
It is out, find your copy in game today on the next sermon at 10 PM in Shady Sands bazaar.
Remember skycast and Rascal, abusing power never ends well.